Avoiding the Laundry

The rantings of a 40 year old woman with too many kids, too many animals, too many opinions and not enough anger pills.

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Thank-Full

Make a list.
Really.
Make a list of all the things that are terrific in your life.
And all the things that could be worse.

And then thank the good Lord above (or whoever/whatever you want to believe) that you have what you have and not what anyone else does.
You know what I mean.
Life's pretty good, isn't it?


THEN.....
wipe your brow and give a big holler to the life-gods :

- for birth control, clean water, razors, and toilet paper

- that you didn't die all those times that you thought you were invincible and walked through downtown with some of your friends at 3 in the morning, drove with an (arguably) plastered buddy, or stood up on the roller coaster. Sure, it was fun, but when you think about it now....

- for caffeine-free diet cokes, and CPK's Jerk Chicken Pizza and Zantac

- that you never have to take your SATs or Driver's License test again

- for penicillin, tampons, deodorants, epidurals, and depilatories

- shampoo-and-conditioner-in-one, microwave ovens, and drive thru anything

- that you didn't marry the first person you fell in love with, or thought you did....whew.

- that you can vote, blog, protest, and otherwise raise your voice in any corner of this country, and they gotta listen.

What I'm saying here is simple:
Think of all the alternatives.

And give THANKS.

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Autumn Falls

i feel this every year- but this year, especially.
preserve your memories, they're all that's left you.

When October Goes
Music by Barry Manilow Lyrics by Johnny Mercer

And when October goes
The snow begins to fly
Above the smokey roofs
I watch the planes go by
The children running home
Beneath a twilight sky
Oh, for the fun of them
When I was one of them

And when October goes
The same old dream appears
And you are in my arms
To share the happy years
I turn my head away
To hide the helpless tears
Oh how I hate to see October go

I should be over it now I know
It doesn't matter much
How old I grow
I hate to see October go

Winging It

sometimes a blog is more like an open diary. you may find no interest in this, except in the sense that if you want to more about me, this is a page out of my book. that's all.

I just discovered the newest joy of my life.
Yes, I know others of you have made it part of your lives for something like 7 years already, but I was having babies and not paying attention. Plus, as I may have mentioned here, I try not to get too involved with any show that requires me to "keep up", since I invariably can't, so I get frustrated. The last TV show that I watched religiously was "Murphy Brown", I think. Maybe "ER" in the first few seasons. That tells you something about me, too.
Now I have a few extra minutes sometimes (the Son can tie his own shoes and brush his own teeth), and I'm finding new /old pleasures.

So this one is THE WEST WING. I adore it. I love the brilliant dialogue, the improbable but still somehow realistic plots, the look on CJ Cragg's face when the Toby says something paranoid.
I love the pace and the vocabulary. I love the humor. I even love how they take themselves way too seriously.

So, having OCD, I have fully immersed myself in catching up. I first noticed it when I was up with a sleepless child a few weeks ago. I wanted to put on something that wouldn't surprise us with a sex scene or violent outburst, and landed on what looked like it might be a boring conversation between Martin Sheen and some guy regarding missiles in some country that I was pretty sure didn't exist. I have a couple of friends who have tried to get me interested over years, so I knew it was probably pretty good, but, as I said, I was wiping noses. Still, it was after midnight, and "Roseanne's" whine was doing nothing to soothe my Savage's breast.

Within 10 minutes, I was hooked, and my Son was out cold.

Coincidentally (providentially?), Bravo channel was having a 6th Season Marathon that following week. Oh happy day!.... or, um...days!
For 6 hours or so every day for a week- run through twice in case I couldn't see it earlier in the day- I made new friends, and my Oldest and the Husband joined me in what has become a Magnificent Obsession. And at the end of the week, we could join in the current 7th Season festivities without feeling left out of the loop.

Now, of course, I have learned that true WestWingers believe the first 3 seasons to be the best (the DVDs are on order), and that Aaron Sorkin's departure almost killed the show. I get that the writing changed when he left, but I still find it brilliant in the same way M*A*S*H* was: political angst, too-quick repartee and dry humor will get me every time. And then there's Martin Sheen's voice.
I also get that it leans far left, and that it glorifies a Presidency that our current government would like to erase from our memories. But I don't care- and that tells you something about me, too.

And that brings only one complain I have about it, really. It's that when I see our REAL President, and all his minions, I want to cry. Or scream. Or vote.

2008 is so far away....

I'm going back to my TV
see ya later.

Friday, October 21, 2005

This Is Halloween

this one is for my family and friends who remember...

It started when I was a kid, and my aunts and uncles created the neighborhood "Haunted House" around my Grandma's big old Victorian. It's been obsessive love ever since.
Second only to Christmas, Halloween was the "New Year's Eve" for Children- and we saw it as the true beginning of our holiday season. We knew were were luckier than most, and certainly we did it differently than anyone else:
For as long as I can remember, we didn't trick-or-treat----
we decorated, costumed, and put on a show!

Halloween started for us around October 1st. Really. That's when we could officially begin the decorating of our own house. First, Dad would bring in THE BOXES. This was before people used color-coded Rubbermaid bins to hold holiday memories, so we would wait patiently in the living room for Mom to open each cardboard box and make sure no vermin had gotten to it during the year. They never had, and that first waft of Halloween memories would rush out, instantly intoxicating even the most jaded teen of us.
Candy Corn adrenalin took over.
We would take out the old raggedy wall hangings, and plastic pumpkin buckets. The Gurley witch, ghost and jack-o-lantern candles- warped and slightly melted from our summer heat, but never burned. Faded accordion tissue pop-up ghosts. Years of school projects. Masks. Old party favors. The fragile posterboard witch that was really too ugly to put up, and her arms and legs tended to fall off, but she had a place of honor on the hall closet door. Later, little orange "Christmas" lights would top off the whole thing, but when we were very young, we had large lightbulbs that we put into our regular lamps- red and golden yellow.
We had special Halloween-themed books (ever read "The Pumpkin Giant?"), and an old LP of Mike and Carol's Haunted Mansion visit. To this day, my sibs and I can recite the entire story, complete with the "spooky sounds" Disney tacked onto side B.
So we began to turn our California tract home into our version of a witch's lair or vampire's castle. This was long before Dept. 56 and Radko and black "Halloween Trees". And in those days, Halloween wasn't about blood and guts; this was pre-Jason and Michael Myers. So in retrospect, our decorating was very innocent, almost sweet- mostly handmade construction and tissue paper. Still, we were spooked, and there was a chill down our spines as we sat in the glow of our handiwork in the evening hours, surrounded by leering spooks and creeps.

Costumes were an issue. In our family, we were not encouraged to be anything cute or pre-packaged. No Raggedy Anns. No Clowns. No Babies with giant pacifiers. Something cleverly funny might be alright, but really only something monster-y would do. The Wolfman, Frankenstein and Dracula were great- but even better if you were a zombie or shambling corpse. It was about the scare-factor, not the gore, and we worked on it from about, oh, around the 5th of July.
Once October came, we were at it in a frenzy. I don't know how my parents handled so many of us wanting immediate and complete attention to our costume needs. I only have 3 kids, and make too many trips to the fabric store and Cinema Secrets makeup counter. Still, they always made sure we looked as eerie as we felt. And I don't remember ever feeling unprepared for the big night.

Sometime around the 29th, we would go get pumpkins. One for each of us kids, and the big one for Daddy to carve. The search for the "perfect" one has been described many times, and everyone has their own memories that I can't begin to touch here. What stands out for me is how my Dad would gather all of us around him and make a huge production of picking the right knives to do the job. Dad was an artist- wood being his usual medium. Once a year, though, he worked in vegetable, and his jack-o-lanterns were stunning. They had eyebrows and ears, and the most remarkable personalities...no triangular noses for him. I inherited that talent, I am proud to say, and I gather my tools and kids in the same way.

October 31st always began with donuts. Winchell's orange and chocolate- sprinkled. A treat we rarely got even as a dessert the rest of the year, was allowed-no, encouraged- as breakfast fare on this holy day of sugardom. I think Mom made us have a glass of milk with them, but certainly we were sent to school with a buzz. We went to Catholic school, and for a few years we had to dress as a Saint or Apostle, or not at all. This bizarre idea was countered by the fact that Nov 1st was All Saint's Day - a Holy Day of Obligation and, therefore, a day off. This was a miracle in kid-dom, as all the "publics" had to get up for school the day after Halloween, and we "Catholics" got to sleep off our candy hangovers.
If we were allowed to wear costumes, we would usually be the only ones in our classes that were spooky. As I entered adolescence, I learned to make 2 costumes- one for my real holiday, and a generic, boring but socially-acceptable cute witch or scarecrow for my school costume. It was ok. We never won any of the costume contests- those prizes usually went to poofy clown costume that someone's mom made, or to one of the 14 Hobos. But we knew who our true peer group was, and were counting the minutes until the bell rang and we could head to Mecca.

When we'd get over the hill to Gram's, the house was usually about 3/4 finished. Our Uncles and Aunts had taken the day off work and transformed the usually beautiful old home into a decrepit old mansion. The louvered windows were removed, and replaced with gauze curtains and fans blowing from the inside. Cobwebs surrounded the huge front porch. The long walkway was enclosed and given the thread and plastic spider treatment. And everywhere throughout the immense front yard were various animatronics, robots, and impromptu graves. My Uncle Bill- and later brother Mike- made talking skeletons and Grim Reapers. And always there was an organ on the front balcony (this was a really great old house) playing spooky music for the neighborhood.

We were fortunate to have access to all kinds of props and makeup from local TV or movie studios- nearly everyone in the family was in The Business. I wore latex face pieces before Roddy McDowell--- ok, maybe not before, but pretty close.
There was always a Mc Donald's meal (lunch or dinner depending on whether you had to go to school that day ). This is a tradition that has been honored by everyone in the family for, lo, these many years--- even one year when my sister was in Venice, Italy (and we were in Venice, CA) for the 31st and she found a McD's there.
Then we would begin the process of "Getting Ready".

The downstairs den was the makeup room. My Aunts had set up a couple of tables with lights and hair dryers, and tons of palettes and brushes... the smell of greasepaint still sends me back to that room. We would eagerly tear into the big bag of costumes that Mom had brought- proudly showing our cousins what we had created for this special night. Sometimes we'd find the perfect last detail in Gram's basement- a hood we knew would go great with our costume, or a pair of gloves, or scarf. She had 40 years of leftovers that we all shared. Even an ill-prepared friend who dropped by could find a complete costume somewhere in that house, and once clothed, could have themselves transformed into a Halloween ghoul, ready to take their place in the show.

Once made up, we would go out to the front yard and just wander around. As it got dark, neighbor kids would begin to line the picket fence surrounding the property. Strangely, they would wait until we would let them in- although the 3 foot tall gate was easy to open and no one hesitated the rest of the year. The throng of people would gather and wait. Finally, one of my Uncles would walk down the long path to the gate, and silently open his arms in "Welcome". The party had begun.
Once the gate was opened, the line started in- up the walkway, under the canopy of spiders and ghouls to the front porch, where we took turns acting as the treat-giver. After they got their candy, they had to make the long walk around the porch to the other side gate, passing all kinds of creepy props and people along the way.
That was all there was to it- no inside tours, though many asked- but the decorations, the ambiance, the spooky lights, the music, the dry-ice fog along the ground- the show was enough!
Sometimes a few of us would pretend to be some of the many mannequins and robots lining the path to the candy, only to periodically jump out at the older kids in the line. Oh the sheer joy of seeing a scoffing and too-old teen trick-or-treater scream in fear -- and then blush in embarrassment! We never did it to little kids, and we were afraid of some of the rougher-looking parents (this was Venice in the 70's and 80's), but we had our fun.

Oh, I could go on and on. About the Sideshow we did 3 or 4 times a night from the side balcony. About the "lifesized" King Kong that came up over the house one year (Gram's hands were brown and black for weeks after she dyed a bazillion kingsized sheets). About the hundreds of people that lined the street, and how we were required to get a permit in later years, complete with patrol cops keeping an eye on the crowd. About the after-glow, when the crowds were gone, and we were tired and buzzing, and sweating off our face pieces in the real marina fog.
You kinda had to be there.

But here's what this is about. There were more and more people every year who came up to us and said, "I grew up near here, and now I live 30 miles away, but I had to bring my girlfriend to see this", or "I used to come every year and one time that guy over there scared me so bad I almost fainted, and now I decorate my house kinda like this", or "I don't even live here anymore but this is my 4 year old and I wanted him to know what a real Halloween is supposed to be like". Even now, we occasionally meet someone who grew up in that area, and when I mention that I had family there, they always say, "Oh, you had that great big Haunted House!"
And, most of all, the people who said, "This was Halloween to me when I was growing up. Thank you."

Gram's house has been dark for almost 10 years now. The house was sold when most of family- including Gram- moved out of state. I ache over that loss. But life goes on and nothing stays the same.
Sigh.

But....
Now MY house is the neighborhood's best decorated. Yes, I start on October 1st. I still lean toward the vintage, rather than the generic Dept. 56 stuff. And I still have those warped Gurley candles on my mantle. I carve 10-15 jack-o-lanterns and light them with candles, and on the 31st, I line the walkway and porch with them. We have the Halloween party everyone waits for, and I am proud to say that our neighbors thank us for making the holiday special for their kids.

And my cousins' houses are the best in their neighborhoods. My brother Mike creates a huge Haunted House where he lives in Missouri- it was even featured on HGTV's "Extreme Halloween" Show last year (it'll be on again this year, look for it). And I know there are a whole bunch of people out there who celebrate Halloween with the spirit of fun and sharing that we do, because we helped them feel it all those years ago. And they'll pass it along to their kids, and their neighbors. And so on, and so on.....

And now I am passing it on to YOU.
Go decorate. A few black and orange streamers on the front porch, a couple of pumpkins, a plastic hanging skeleton. Be home in the early evening on the 31st. Turn on the porch light. Wear a mask or costume when you answer the door to trick-or-treaters (but not too scary- remember the little kids!). Maybe turn on some spooky music. Definitely get the better candy to give out- not the small fruity hard balls, but the real chocolate stuff (again, think about your audience, no parent wants their 3 year old sucking on a marble!). And watch "It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown". You'll be amazed at how those first strains of Peanuts' music can make your load a little lighter.
And then let me know how you did; I'd love to hear about it.

Happy Halloween!

Friday, September 23, 2005

Parenting Choices

Read this on AOL this morning. Take a gander.....

School Expels Girl for Having Gay Parents

ONTARIO, Calif. (Sept. 23) - A 14-year-old student was expelled from a Christian school because her parents are lesbians, the school's superintendent said in a letter.
Shay Clark was expelled from Ontario Christian School on Thursday.
"Your family does not meet the policies of admission," Superintendent Leonard Stob wrote to Tina Clark, the girl's biological mother.
Stob wrote that school policy requires that at least one parent may not engage in practices "immoral or inconsistent with a positive Christian life style, such as cohabitating without marriage or in a homosexual relationship," The Los Angeles Times reported in Friday's edition.
Stob could not be reached for comment by the newspaper. Shay and her parents said they won't fight the ruling.
School administrators learned of the parents' relationship this week after Shay was reprimanded for talking to the crowd during a football game, Tina Clark said.
Clark and her partner have been together 22 years and have two other daughters, ages 9 and 19.
09/23/05 07:04 EDT
Copyright 2005 The Associated Press.



SO here's the thing (you know I always have to have a thing):
I think this is the most ridiculous reason for expulsion that I have ever heard. And I certainly think this violates the child's right to an education, and the freedom to have the kind of family that you have.

But there is something I don't get. How come these parents decided to send their child to a Christian school in the first place? I mean, yes, they have the RIGHT to seek a Christian-based education for their children, absolutely. But doesn't that choice pretty much amount to sending the lamb to the wolves?

Given the political climate right now, what would compel them to put their daughter into that atmosphere of overt intolerance and injustice? Didn't they read the school policy before enrolling their child? Or any recent newspaper? Hello? That vicious and ignorant sentence about an "immoral.....homosexual relationship" alone should have sent them to the nearest Montessori school.

I hear so many gay parents talk about their rights. And you know that I agree that they have them. I also understand that there must be a certain level of acceptance of their "special circumstances" by both the children and their community- and that the child of a homosexual is going to have to develop a pretty tough hide to survive in this world.

But at some point, I also believe that parents- gay or straight- have the DUTY to protect their children from UNNECESSARY scrutiny and ridicule. We make sure they are clean and have the supplies they need. We wipe their noses and check their ears, and teach them how to raise their hands and not cut in line. All in the name of "social acceptance" at school.

So why would anyone decide to place their child in a school where they already have a giant strike against them? There are plenty of private schools- this is in Ontario CA, not the middle of Montana somewhere- and some decent public schools, so why enroll your child in the one place that has never deviated from publicly proclaiming the belief that your very existence is evil?

At the risk of offending some of you- and I really hope I don't- this reminds me of a choice I made with my Oldest a few years ago. It's a trivial comparison, but go with me here.
She was in 3rd grade, and just on the cusp of being a pre-teen vs. a little girl. For some reason, she decided that she wanted to wear her hair in 4 pony tails on top of her head. Not 2...FOUR. And she begged me to do her hair that way for school. It may have had something to do with her very best friend that year being an African-American with gorgeous hair- and perhaps my Oldest just wanted to have a similar 'do. But straight red hair was not going to look so hot in 4 fountains springing from the top of her head. I was a Room Mother who spent a lot of time at the school, and knew this wasn't a trend. And I knew if she showed up on that playground looking like a clown, she'd never live it down- and she had at least 5 more years with those kids. So I talked her out of it. It wasn't easy, and she threw a little tantrum. But it was the right thing to do- and I explained it to her very carefully: my job at that moment was to protect her from any unnecessary teasing. With a hair style like that, she would have been asking for it!

Look, there's enough hard stuff to deal with. And whether a kid's in 3rd grade, or 14 years old, there will be some form of social stigma placed in every single kid in the class. Over and under Weight, glasses, braces, allergies, weird lunch choices, too-good grades, the body-function accidents. So many unavoidable reasons to be ostracized.
Why give your child more?

I feel sorry for the girl who has to start at a new school next week, who was just beginning to settle into her high school years, who will feel that the world is against her... being 14 is crappy anyway, but now she knows that life is unfair.
But, as much as I think the school policy is wrong, and that the administrators should have made an effort to handle it differently, I also blame the parents for putting their child in that position. The school made it very clear how they would treat their daughter, and the parents could have protected her from that.

And don't even get me started on being "reprimanded for talking to the crowd at a football game".

That's my rant for today.

Hey, if you get a minute, send a prayer and/or good thought toward those poor people in the Gulf. Unbelievable, huh?

Saturday, September 10, 2005

September Song

I wrote this last year, or maybe the year before.
Anyway, it's been sitting in my file waiting to be brought out for the annual memorial services...
not much has changed.
Peace.
J.

SEPTEMBER 11th

It's so strange.
I think I'm past it. That it has become so politicized that I don't want to hear any more. That I can't be shocked by it again. That there are no more tears left.
That time has healed me...

But in this annual week of Media-blitz "memorials", I find myself staring at the pictures again. Carefully listening to the experts explain how and why the buildings collapsed. Reading about the victims. The survivors. The finger-pointing. The rebuilding. Life going on.

In a heartbeat, I am back on that Tuesday morning, watching the early news while changing my infant Son's diaper. Getting ready to wake the older kids for school. Thinking- for just a last few wishful moments- that there has simply been a tragic accident of an amateur student pilot crashing into that Tower.
Then, in a life-altering instant, I see the second plane as the rest of the world does- and the explosion that confirms this as the worst day in our recent history.

I called my Husband at work, where he had no TV or radio, and could not comprehend my prediction that he would soon be asked to cancel the movie premiere he was setting up for that night. I was frustrated to the point of anger that he thought I was over-reacting, but understood that he could not begin to imagine what I was seeing on TV at that moment.
He came home soon after, and was to spend many days here, since no one could find a reason to celebrate anything.

I called my Daughter's school. Who knew where else this was going to go? We wanted her to learn the facts from us, not her 3rd-grader friends. We wanted her to feel safe. We wanted to know she was. We were told to send her anyway- that normalcy and routine were best for the children. Except that it was not normal or routine. We kept her home that day, and had no regrets.

My Mother, Sister and Brother came over- I made coffee. And tried to keep the kids occupied with videos and games while we sat mesmerized by the horror on the TV.

Billy Joel's old song "Miami 2017- Seen the Lights Go Out on Broadway" was racing through my head with such ferocity that I finally found the CD, and we listened to it- and wept:

I've seen the lights go out on Broadway...
.... I've seen the mighty skyline fall....
....I've seen the ruins at my feet....

Always a great song, it's worth a listen now with post-9-11 ears. While you're at it, listen to Paul Simon's "American Tune", too. Not unlike generations before us, there are pieces of music that define our collective experience as Americans- these are only two. I'm sure you know of others- songs that make you catch your breath with sudden awareness of the "true" meaning- and bonds you with everyone else who hears it, and makes you less alone in this world.
And so, we wept.

I personally knew no one who died that day. No one- although there were friends who lost friends. And I think sometimes that my grief is selfish because of that. But I believe that I am grieving for what was before and was lost, as well as what happened and to whom.
I am grieving for the life my children will not have because we no longer live free from the fear of terrorism.

My generation was carefree for so long.
Or blissfully ignorant.
It was the tail end of the Cold War, and we were living in a time when no one in their right mind believed that nuclear capability was necessary for world peace. When we joked about "duck and cover" drills and used our bomb shelters to store lawn furniture and old baby cribs. When the worst we had to fear was Reaganomics, and Herpes. Maybe the Ozone layer was a scary issue, but even AIDS was preventable.
Our fears were not about our daily survival, and yes, we " lived so well so long".

Now we worry about whether it's wise to fly to visit the family in back East. Whether Disneyland has a big target painted on it. And, ashamedly, whether those Middle-Eastern-looking people who just moved in down the street are really who they say they are.
We think about escape routes, and hoard water, batteries and cash. The gas gauge isn't allowed to go below half a tank, and we wouldn't dream of leaving the house without our cell phones.
We use words like "Ground Zero", and "Dirty Bombs" and "Anthrax", and our maudlin jokes belie the underlying realization that anything is possible now. We are learning to be alert, ever-vigilant, and and even have a color-coded scale to help us determine what our anxiety level should be.
Oh, yes, and some us pray a lot harder.

I distinctly remember one thing in those first few moments- before the other kids woke up and the phone started ringing ...when I looked at my only Son, lying in his jammies, freshly changed and smelling like a baby should smell first thing in the morning...
and I thought, "My God, we will go to war over this. I have a Son now."
It was a searing thought so many millions of Mothers have had before me over thousands of years- and I was aware that I had reached a turning point in my womanhood, and was devastated by the reality.

Time heals all wounds, they say. And perhaps this is so.
Perhaps not enough time has passed.
Or maybe it's been an eternity.
I am not healed.


Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Come Hell or High Water

It's all been written or spoken or felt, and my little words can and will not do it justice.
The unfathomable happened yet again.

And like that other September tragedy, we found ourselves watching endlessly, voraciously. I could only explain to my Mother that I felt obliged to give those poor people a little of our time, our comfort, our prayers. That if I could do nothing to help them, I could at least be a witness to their horror, and not pretend all was right with the world...since it was not.

I found it ironic that the reporters were mostly clean and freshly made up--- while they interviewed mud-covered victims who claimed to have had no water for 3 days. I did wonder where the back-stage "green room" was for those in the media who somehow had access to the very items the victims were begging the government for.
And if they could broadcast the news to me, why were the FEMA and other officials claiming to not have a "full scope" of the disaster?
I do think we need to make sure all people in power positions have TVs, don't you?
Anyway....
I was infuriated to see the looters- and why in the hell can't they find a way to secure guns and drugs in safes that will not be opened by your common thug?
I was saddened to see the poorest people left to fend for themselves in New Orleans. And even sadder to see how disproportionately many of them were black.
I was sickened to see the babies, having held my own fragile little preemie's life for many long hospital days. That one was probably the hardest to not turn off. But I watched those babies and prayed, because I knew their mommies were unable to see them on CNN as I could.

Why there was not a show of force and commitment in getting people out of the area when the order for MANDATORY evacuation was given?
Why was it "impossible" for some to leave?

How hard would it have been- given that officials had over 2 days notice- to provide the very help that would have avoided- if not eliminated- the devastating experiences of the stranded evacuees?
I don't understand why every bus in a 300 mile area wasn't sent to pick up people BEFORE the hurricane hit. Why gas pumps weren't turned on and gas given freely in all the evacuating areas. The US Government would have picked up the tab... but believe me, it will be a heck of a lot less than what it's going to cost to care for those people now!
Sure, there would still be those idiot few who thought they would escape unscathed, who were too paranoid to leave their homes, or , as I strongly suspect, were aware that evacuation centers are not a good place to detox.


But those who wanted to leave should have been able to GET OUT.

And I DO think it's horrible that so many African Americans were victimized. But I don't put the blame on the racism--- this is a pure fact of poverty. And it should be a wakeup call for all of us that we have such a huge disparity in our socio-economic strata. But it's not racist, it's inequality and poverty.
And the middle of a national disaster is so NOT the place to start debating that.

Now everyone's pointing fingers and blaming whomever is on the other side of the room, the tracks, the levee. sigh.
Did you know that after Hurricane Andrew, the 1992 Florida-devastating hurricane generally considered to be the most damaging in recent history, and the benchmark for both revival and disaster management, it also took almost 5 days for the National Guard to get into the hardest hit areas?
Do you remember when the families of the 9-11 victims were holding rallies and threatening to sue the government because they felt the response was too slow in identifying bodies and releasing information?
Sure, help has gotten to some disaster areas more quickly- but you gotta have a place to land the helicopters if you send them, and if you can't house 50,000 citizens, where are you going to put the National Guard?

I just want to shake Jesse Jackson and all those who are using this situation as a forum for criticism: " Guess what- Disasters are never NEVER fully prepared-for! That's what makes them disasters. No one was TRYING to not feed people. No one was INTENTIONALLY letting people die. It was overwhelming and incomprehensible. And we're only human! "


Ironically, the anger pills have sorta kicked in for me here. If I am angry about anything, it's not what you might expect. I am frustrated with the media and the whiners who want the government to account for its actions during this crisis. Aren't these the same people who think the government is too "Big Brother", too in-our- lives already? The same people who bash Bush for butting his smirking puss into so many "none of his business" areas, are all bent out of shape when he takes a step back- if, in fact, he did?
Sorry, you can't have it both ways. I never voted for the man, and personally think he's done more to hurt this country that any other president in our history. I don't think he's the devil or anything- he might even be a nice guy at home with the folks (hey, I like his mom). But I truly think he's an arrogant, spoiled C- student who got a good PR guy and a lot of his daddy's right-wing, bible-thumping, oil-loving cronies to cover for his ignorance in exchange for a sympathetic president. Nothing more.
But even I can't get up the gumption to blame him for this disaster.

Whatever happened to looking out for yourself and taking RESPONSIBILITY for what you can... and just hoping for the best when that's really all you've got left? And when things go wrong, chalking it up to "life".

But, see, we are so arrogant. We, as a country, actually think we can, no, we have the RIGHT to do, be and have anything, don't we?
We are so young, so adolescent, that we still believe that anything is possible and if we want it badly enough, we can achieve it. That if we put enough money and desire into something, it can be accomplished.
That if we want it, we have the right to HAVE it.
Well, that just isn't so.
Sometimes it CAN'T. DOESN'T. ISN'T.
That's just the truth about life.
Sometimes the 5'1" guy can't be an NBA Superstar. And the blind woman can't be an airline pilot. I'll never be a fashion model, and all the money, ambition and wishing won't change that.
And all the money and good intentions can't stop a hurricane from destroying people's lives.
But, like adolescents, we are don't want to hear that.
Instead, we want someone to fix it.
We throw our tantrums, we file our lawsuits, we give our press conferences --- THIS IS AMERICA, damn it, and I HAVE MY RIGHTS. SOMEONE is going to PAY FOR THIS!

And that "someone" is you and me. It'll be in our taxes, our gas prices (don't get me started), and the loss of an historic area that will never be the same. We'll notice it in unexpected ways, businesses closing and people moving, or, worse, missing, it's bound to come back to you. And come February, Mardi Gras will be sorely missed.

But we also are paying in another way. The yelling and accusations, the racial undertones, the anger and frustrations of an exhausted people. We will pay with our brotherhood, yet again. We will be divided, again. We will have hate, again.
And that is the worst damage that Katrina will have caused. That is the devastating disaster; that we will not be UNITED in this time of sadness and need, but instead will be fueling the fires of divisiveness and outrage.

That we will be destroying the spirit of our own people.

Will anyone hold a telethon for that?

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Summer Bummers

When did AUGUST become the start of the new school year?
What happened?
It's supposed to be in September- right after Labor Day...right after the Jerry Lewis Telethon (yeah, I know it's for Muscular Dystrophy, but we never could remember that part). Now, kids are starting in what I consider to be the Dog Days of Summer--- not fall, or even the hint of fall.
This is SUMMER SCHOOL, as far as I'm concerned.

If you look at most calendars, you'll see that the symbol for September is the APPLE. This is not just because of the beginning of the harvest season, but because of the whole school/ teacher/apple relationship. If you go through classroom supply catalogs (as I do), you'll notice that the September bulletin boards are filled with little red schoolhouses and "Welcome Back" banners.... August, if it's shown at all, still has beach scenes and giant yellow suns. That's because AUGUST IS STILL SUMMERTIME.

ANYWAY-
It just reminded me of all the summer things that we took for granted- the experiences our kids will never enjoy:

- Squishing 14 kids in the wayback of Mom's station wagon for the 20 minute drive to the beach. I don't which amazes my kids more: that we fit that many kids in without seatbelts, or that it only took 20 minutes in those days.

- Playing Hide-and-Go-Seek in the dark of the evening. Yeah, there were mosquito bites, but no, we didn't worry about getting sick. Oh, yeah, and we didn't have a grownup in sight!

- Staying out until well past "curfew" on someone's front lawn- drinking sodas and eating candy from the liquor store.
This is something most kids don't have anymore: the neighborhood safety-zone. We could and would hang out at the designated person's house for hours. Our parents knew where we were, and I would guess that each family on the block took turns "hosting". I can't remember a single incident where anyone got stupid or hurt. Yeah, we talked a lot about the things my kids actually can see on TV now- smoking and sex and drugs - but none of us actually had a clue. At worst, we used the foulest words we knew and tried to sound like we were cool. "Bitch" was a big one, as I recall.

- Not using sunblock.
Sorry, I know this is a "well, we know better now" thing, but lubing up to spend a few minutes in the sun is a drag, and I don't care if that's PIC, it's the stinkin' truth.

- ditto bike helmets, elbow pads, and filtered or bottled water---remember drinking out of the nearest hose instead of going home for a drink of water? did anyone actually die from the supposed lead poisoning we all were exposed to???
No, I thought not.

I often wonder what we do now that our grandkids will be appalled at (what? you mean you actually held the cell phone up to your ear? wow, how stupid were you???).

- Waiting until the first day of school to get the supply list.
There was nothing like that first - usually half- day of no books, no papers, and waiting to see what kind of stuff you were going to have to/ get to buy for school.
Plus, once the teacher told you what to have, you could plan with your best friends to make sure you all got the same or matching supplies.
Nowadays, they give you the list at the beginning of vacation so you have time to shop and plan- but it's just not the same, and certainly it's not nearly as exciting as that mad rush to Sav-On and Thrifty to get your supplies before the first full day of school.

- Starting school IN SEPTEMBER,
like God intended.


Happy End of Summer!
As my Middlest says, "We can't wait for the 'Embers to start!!!"

Saturday, August 06, 2005

Here She Comes.......

Here are some things I no longer do:

1. Answer every email.
I used to think that if someone took the time to write me- or forward something they thought I would appreciate- I should at least have the common courtesy to write back. Lately, I have been too busy in my real life to pay much attention to the cyber one... last week, I came back to over 80 emails that showed up over 4 days.
Uh uh.
Now I pick and choose. Forward at your own risk- and if you doubt my affection, appreciation, or attention, well, get over it.


2. Answer every phone call.
I mean, sometimes I just let it go to voice mail. The phone rings and I take a good look around. Are the kids all home? Husband? Anyone I know hugely pregnant, sick or having a particularly bad time of it? What am I doing right now? Do I really want to take the time to chat with someone? Am I enjoying this moment? What have I got planned for later? Will answering the phone potentially make me have to rush to get somewhere else later?
I don't even look at the Caller ID. I make the decision based on my own needs.
How weird is that?

3. Pretend I wasn't asleep, if I was.
When I do answer the phone, and I have been asleep (it's summer - we're all sleeping late and long--- luscious!), I no longer feel the need to pretend I was awake already. I'm not sure when I stopped being embarrassed about my sleep- or, maybe, why it was an issue before. But I know others do it, too, so I'm not totally insane.
Still, if someone says, "Oh, did I wake you?", I now say, "Yep". No apologies. Maybe an added, "but it's ok, I needed to get up." (if I actually did). But I see sleep as the nectar of the gods, and if I am lucky enough to get some, I'm for damn sure going to embrace it with pride.
I guess I'm growing up.
Or getting old.

4. Think I have to know all the details.
That's not to say that I don't appreciate a juicy tidbit of gossip. I do. But I also don't want to know too many details. I have a lot of life here, and I don't need to know too much about someone else's mess. Besides, it makes it that much harder when they go on and get past it, and I'm still here wondering how they will ever forgive each other.
On top of all that, I've noticed that I sometimes forget what I'm supposed to know, and what is secret-secret. That does not work well for me. I will say the wrong thing to the wrong person. Too much responsibility.

5. Keep my big mouth shut.
Yeah, lately, I really find myself putting my fat foot into it. It's not that I'm trying to be rude, but it seems I no longer have a ton of patience with the whole idea of non-confrontation, dishonesty, or sneakiness .
Now, I do think this is age-related. And I also think I have inherited the "blatant gene" from my Nana. Certainly it was passed down through my Gram, though it may have bypassed my mother, who believes that not hurting someone's feelings is the same as not confronting them when they need confronting.
I know people who are cheating on their partners, taking things that don't belong to them, and otherwise lying on their resumes, so to speak. They actually think they are getting away with it in front of the rest of us because no one will say anything.
And I've begun to take it personally- like, does she really think I'm that stupid???
So, LIARS, THIEVES AND SNEAKS BEWARE, I am onto you- and I may just call your bluff when you least expect it.
No patience.

6. Care so much what people think about me.
OK, I am a pretty nice person. I am smart and mostly kind. I think I am funny- at least I crack myself up. So this isn't like I need to rationalize why I am not liked. I know I mostly AM.
But to hell with anyone who doesn't get me.
When does that happen? At some point I just stopped caring about it. Like, I can write all this, and some of you will go, "ooh, she's being bitchy", and some of you will laugh and nod with agreement, having the same feelings yourself. And a few of you know me well enough to just chalk it up to Jules Today-Who-May-Feel-Differently-Tomorrow.
And it just doesn't matter.
I write for me.

And I guess that's what all of this is about, huh? That I'm beginning to shift my focus back to me. Sure, my life is centered around my family, but MY NEEDS are beginning to come back in to play--- and that's kind of a fun thing.

And it totally explains why there is that media stereotype of the old woman who says everything she thinks, and others cringe around her. Who knows, and then tells, everyone's secrets (usually saving the mortgage, the Bixby account, or the course of true love ). Who couldn't care less what others are saying about her, while she tries to convince the pressured teen next door to do the same.
It's a stereotype because it's mostly true: Young women spend so much time worrying about our popularity and reputations, then we focus on their partners, and then our kids... and at a certain point, we come to the understanding that it is MY TURN.
Yeah, she saves the day, doesn't she?
I am so going to be that.



Monday, July 18, 2005

HP VI

Why are you HERE?
You should be curled up on your favorite chair , reading the best one yet....

Finished it in under 9 hours.
Devoured it as a Death Eater takes in a soul.
Laughed out loud.
Wept unashamedly.

Wish it was real.
Glad it isn't.

Go.
Read.
I'll be here when you come back.