Avoiding the Laundry

The rantings of a 40 year old woman with too many kids, too many animals, too many opinions and not enough anger pills.

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

The Emperor's New Clothes

the first in a series of obvious, yet unspoken (or politically incorrect) thoughts


---The reason Ben Affleck can't get a hit is because,
deep down, we all feel a revulsion toward him-
due to his uncanny resemblance to Scott Peterson.

--- Kirstie Alley is more attractive than Paris Hilton
on, oh, so many levels.

--- Bill Cosby is mostly right; Parents need to take responsibility

for their childrens' actions-
and stop blaming the Police when something goes terribly wrong.

--- Bill Cosby is also wrong; Fat Albert did not need to come into this century.

--- Does anyone recycle like we did in the 80's?
Didn't think so.

--- Mr. Rogers was a gift few of us truly appreciated.

--- teeny tiny teacup dogs are overpriced, overbred, and way too trendy
regardless of the diamond collar, fancy carrying bag and cutesy name,
anyone who walks around with a yappy, nervous little dog is pretentious and silly.

That's all for now!
ta!










0 Comments:

Post a Comment

<< Home